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Somebody trying way too hard to be smart via SMS. Types out the entire word, or uses too many words to express a simple thought.
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The state acheived by one who is stupid often and on a regular basis.
Person 1: That guy is such a fucking muppet!
Person 2: Yeah I kn..
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Don't masturbate or have sex for a week. Then fuck a girl with a condom. When you cum, pull off the condom while retaining the cum...