What is Meatstick?
1.
A wonderful song and choreographed dance concocted by the band Phish.
Time for the meatstick,
bury the meatstick,
take out the meatstick time
whoa, shocks my brain!
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2.
(vulgar slang) A male slut.
Man, youre tryin' to get some play with her while your wife's at home?!!? Dude, you're such a meatstick!
3.
Noun, used in place of a proper name.
1. someone who is persistantly sarcastic, and an ass hole.
2. someone who despite constant ridicule, still uses the phrase "that's what she said.." every 10 to 15 minutes.
Me: "Man, did you see that explosion? That was massive.."
Babcock: "That's what she said.."
Me: "Meatstick, you are a Douche."
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4.
A general term for idiot.
<somebody does something stupid>
"What a meatstick."
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5.
A guy who mentions his body fat percentile in the first 5 minutes of conversation.
Introduction of a Meatstick: "Hi, how are you. My name is Chris. I like car racing, going to the gym, lifting weights, my motorcycle, rock concerts and Justin Timberlake. My body fat percentage is 10%. I'm looking to meet a nice girl who likes long walks on the beach, riding bareback and cooking."
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6.
my wang
you know....
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7.
My boyfriends nickname because he has a large penis.
Come here meatstick!