Meatus Mummy

What is Meatus Mummy?


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Meatus Mummy (Mommy for yanks) is a prison term, descriptive of somebody who can shove a narrow object, such as a AAA battery, into their urethra, then "give birth" to it.

Did you see the Meatus Mummy scene on that CBT video? Sick!


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