What is Meaty?
1.
A chick that is not fat but meaty. Something you can grab.
Chick wearing tight jeans and has a little bit of fat poking from both sides. She's meaty because she's not fat but there's something to grab.
Someone who likes slightly bigger girls...refer to them as meaty and not fat.
"she's nice and meaty!"
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2.
The state of a penis between erect and limp. Halfway up
Are you up yet? No, I'm just meaty
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3.
An over-the-top version of the football jock. Acting like a meathead. Doing meathead like activities. Push-up competitions in front of large groups of people. Talking about the weight room and lifting weights at a party. Trying to impress girls and other meatheads with muscles. Loves to fight other meatheads. Moving large heavy objects for show. Generally lack of intelligence but no lack of muscles. Main sport is football and loves the high school glory days.
Stop trying to lift that table, you're being pretty meaty.
Yo, you're pretty meaty today.
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4.
Glasgow patter;
Meaty is used to describe the likes of a cool sounding part of a song, something thats found to be cool, or a physically big/thick object (most commnly a bag of weed)
'This guitar riff is pure meaty'
'aye mate a just got a meaty bit a hash'
'your arms are pure meaty lookin mate'
'that burds got a meaty booty man shes gettin the bone'
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5.
A very attractive sexy man, with the full package of muscles and can lift you up.
He is also very tan, and has a bad ass personality.
He is the perfect man in your eyes.
mmmmmmmm he is SOoOoOoOo MEATY
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6.
The act of behaving like a meathead.
Wow Sarah, you got really meaty when you crushed that beer can on your forehead!
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7.
1.Something that is fat
2.A penis too large for the bearer
"bloody hell, that's meaty you son-of-a-bitch!"
