Meaty Curtains

What is Meaty Curtains?

British Slang refering to a female's genitalia

I parted her meaty curtains put my wood to bed

Star Fish

1. what a butthole looks like. sally bent over and showed me her star fish. 2. When having sex with a really inexperienced female who l..

Vartan

1. Noun:Awesome man. Made of epic win. Also means sexy. Can also be used as a verb, meaning to win epicly or just be plain awesome. Noun:..

Linekering

1. The act of emptying a packet of salt and vinegar crisps into a condom prior to donning said prophylactic and engaging in intercourse. ..

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