Mechanical Pencil

What is Mechanical Pencil?


1.

A pencil you do not sharpen. You simply click twist or push down to replace your dull or broken graphite. Most college kids use these to avoid getting up over and over.

old man"i've been sharping this pencil for 10 minutes and its still not getting sharp"

Community College Student: "here bra just click it and sit your old ass down.

old man "whats this?"

Student: "a mechanical pencil, they cost thousands of dollars and are from Uranus now you owe me"

Old man "Can I pay you in 5 easy payments"

Student "uuuugh I guess"

See pencils, mechanical, old man, student, college


93

Random Words:

1. The act of shitting into a partners hand I gave Tina a huge hot gift yesterday! See hot carl, chilidog, cleavland steamer, glass botto..
1. without this useful little tool, Stephen Hawking would not have a voice. also, you wouldn't be able to mix hilarious but mildly ra..
1. The best female character on Smallville I love Allison Mack on Smallville See smallville, superman 2. A very hot, unknown, and under..