Medford Morninger

What is Medford Morninger?


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It's like a nooner only sooner. The act of sexual intercourse in the morning. Usually before going to work

Brady: Hey I am going over to my boyfriend's for a nooner!

Scott: Thats cool, but my girlfriend just gave me a medford morninger!

See nooner, morning wood, sex, morning


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