Medford, Nj

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A town where jay walking and bike riding without helmets has run rampid. Police have done much in an effort to solve this problem, however when the police where making thier efforts to rid the town of these unthinkable crimes, an rebel bike gang took over the town and started running rampid. This biker gang called themselves the dope heads on mopeds. A rival gang named the "MLP" moved in to the nieghboring town of medford lakes. Ever since medfords dope heads on mopeds started feeling the pressure that the MLP influence had on nieghboring communitys, Medford started living by thier land mark We aren't snobs we are just better than you. The best was yet to come, King CraigK moved into a community near by and all the women had sex with him and the word quickly spread about the size of his dong and more people moved to the area. Medford lakes even became a resort town where desperate house wives would go to escape life for a while and get there bang on.

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