Media Friendly Edit Meaning

1. To do something brilliant, but have no-one around to see it. So therefore null and void. I can't believe it, I did 2.6 million kic..

1. A photo that has been either: a) edited in a backwards program like MS Paint or b) edited to clumsily add text like 'Bling'..

1. A very immature child, who does not understand anything more complex than the word "bob" and is unable to keep his mouth shut...