What is Medical Masturbation?
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Medical cure for
Patient: Doc, my balls hurt real bad.
Doc: Groovy, it looks like you need the medicine of love.
Patient: ???
Doc: I am prescribing medical masturbation maaaaan.
Patient: I fucking love you!
(Patient hugs Doc)
Doc: Just doing my job.
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During anal sex, the male ejaculates on the back of the neck of his partner, resembling the mullet of country music star Alan Jackson.
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