Medical Masturbation

What is Medical Masturbation?

Medical cure for blue ballsoutlawed in many states as a result of the war on penis.

Off the record, the doc can tell you what shit needs to get done.

Patient: Doc, my balls hurt real bad.

Doc: Groovy, it looks like you need the medicine of love.

Patient: ???

Doc: I am prescribing medical masturbation maaaaan.

Patient: I fucking love you!

(Patient hugs Doc)

Doc: Just doing my job.

See fap, fapping, blue balls, masturbation, medicine

Etch-a-sketchy

1. Something that is extremely sketchy. That nasty guy at the club was etch-a-sketchy. See sketchy, weird, shady, creepy, odd..

Noogers

1. a girl with sagging breasts. saggy tits that girl has noogers. See nougas, noogers..

Cornelius Drebbel

1. Inventor of the Submarine. Sieg Heil, Cornelius Drebbel! See Stormy..

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