What is Medical Masturbation?
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Medical cure for
Patient: Doc, my balls hurt real bad.
Doc: Groovy, it looks like you need the medicine of love.
Patient: ???
Doc: I am prescribing medical masturbation maaaaan.
Patient: I fucking love you!
(Patient hugs Doc)
Doc: Just doing my job.
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The sexual prank in which they guy covers the outside of his condom with hot sauce before any penatration.
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