Medical Masturbation

What is Medical Masturbation?


1.

Medical cure for blue ballsoutlawed in many states as a result of the war on penis.

Off the record, the doc can tell you what shit needs to get done.

Patient: Doc, my balls hurt real bad.

Doc: Groovy, it looks like you need the medicine of love.

Patient: ???

Doc: I am prescribing medical masturbation maaaaan.

Patient: I fucking love you!

(Patient hugs Doc)

Doc: Just doing my job.

See fap, fapping, blue balls, masturbation, medicine


0

Random Words:

1. a used condom desposed of at a beach that has washed up at shore. native to coney island. See darkcube 2. a used condom descarded in..
1. the term given to someone who's shoes or footwear have been lost/misplaced/stolen during the course of a party or social gathering,..
1. During anal sex, the male ejaculates on the back of the neck of his partner, resembling the mullet of country music star Alan Jackson. ..