Medical Masturbation

What is Medical Masturbation?

Medical cure for blue ballsoutlawed in many states as a result of the war on penis.

Off the record, the doc can tell you what shit needs to get done.

Patient: Doc, my balls hurt real bad.

Doc: Groovy, it looks like you need the medicine of love.

Patient: ???

Doc: I am prescribing medical masturbation maaaaan.

Patient: I fucking love you!

(Patient hugs Doc)

Doc: Just doing my job.

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Lean And Lurch

1. Cockney rhyming slang for 'church' I still have to go to the lean and lurch with my parents... See lean, and, lurch, church,..

Kruxis

1. A spell that can be used to control anyone you want because you feel like it. Harry used a kruxis on Hermoine to get on her knees and b..

Occurances

1. Occurences spelt by a moron. Oh my God. How many OCCURANCES!? See moron, fool, idiot, eejit, jackass..

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