Medical Masturbation

What is Medical Masturbation?

Medical cure for blue ballsoutlawed in many states as a result of the war on penis.

Off the record, the doc can tell you what shit needs to get done.

Patient: Doc, my balls hurt real bad.

Doc: Groovy, it looks like you need the medicine of love.

Patient: ???

Doc: I am prescribing medical masturbation maaaaan.

Patient: I fucking love you!

(Patient hugs Doc)

Doc: Just doing my job.

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Unforgivables

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Zexixing

1. Zexixing is basicly another word for shit talk, but the difference is that Zexixing isnt offensive. It often involves sexual words. Per..

Ooers

1. Showing surprise. Normally towards something that has the potential to be risque. A: "I met a girl last night." B: "Ooe..

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