Medical Masturbation

What is Medical Masturbation?

Medical cure for blue ballsoutlawed in many states as a result of the war on penis.

Off the record, the doc can tell you what shit needs to get done.

Patient: Doc, my balls hurt real bad.

Doc: Groovy, it looks like you need the medicine of love.

Patient: ???

Doc: I am prescribing medical masturbation maaaaan.

Patient: I fucking love you!

(Patient hugs Doc)

Doc: Just doing my job.

See fap, fapping, blue balls, masturbation, medicine

Yiddiot

1. A short way to say "You idiot!". "you stepped on my foot, yiddiot!" See you, idiot, hot, dumb, brandon..

Heatloaf

1. 1. a large quantitiy of fresh feces; Andrew just took a heatloaf. or Oh man that heatloaf smells heinous See poop, feces, shit, crap, ..

Sly Eye Rye

1. n. an attractive, classy and street smart, but hard- to- get gal who is judged to be a grade above the average, boring "white bread..

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