Medical Masturbation

What is Medical Masturbation?

Medical cure for blue ballsoutlawed in many states as a result of the war on penis.

Off the record, the doc can tell you what shit needs to get done.

Patient: Doc, my balls hurt real bad.

Doc: Groovy, it looks like you need the medicine of love.

Patient: ???

Doc: I am prescribing medical masturbation maaaaan.

Patient: I fucking love you!

(Patient hugs Doc)

Doc: Just doing my job.

See fap, fapping, blue balls, masturbation, medicine

Penage

1. Size (or lack thereof) of a penis He possessed massive penage. (or) His lack of penage was laughable...

Crimee

1. Ones partner while in jail or prison. Yo! You my CRIMEE... I got your back, and I know you got mine...

Rawlf

1. 1. Too be screwed over in a situation 2. a more subtle substitute for the word "fucked" 3. To be insulted, bashed, or otherw..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Medical Masturbation Edit Meaning