What is Medical Masturbation?
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Medical cure for
Patient: Doc, my balls hurt real bad.
Doc: Groovy, it looks like you need the medicine of love.
Patient: ???
Doc: I am prescribing medical masturbation maaaaan.
Patient: I fucking love you!
(Patient hugs Doc)
Doc: Just doing my job.
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person who is not a desireable acquaintance; usually male. Usual characteristics include sloth, uncleanliness, and lack of intelligence..
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The act of ejaculating into your partner's mouth with such force and ferocity that the semen shoots up into her brain, causing bloo..
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1) fun-sized.
2) likes mountain dew because it is the first part of her last name.
3) thinks that nachos are not yours, but hers.
4) ..
