Medical Masturbation

What is Medical Masturbation?

Medical cure for blue ballsoutlawed in many states as a result of the war on penis.

Off the record, the doc can tell you what shit needs to get done.

Patient: Doc, my balls hurt real bad.

Doc: Groovy, it looks like you need the medicine of love.

Patient: ???

Doc: I am prescribing medical masturbation maaaaan.

Patient: I fucking love you!

(Patient hugs Doc)

Doc: Just doing my job.

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Zurkey

1. Crazy feeling you get when your monkey dust gets caught ohhh zerkey monkey dust!..

Handknives

1. biceps that show lack of definition and size smaller than "guns" meant as a put down Martin: Did you get the tickets? Ticke..

6 Feet Under

1. Another way of saying you are going to kill someone. If you dont shut your mouth your gonna find yourself 6 feet under. See dead, kill..

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