Medical Masturbation

What is Medical Masturbation?

Medical cure for blue ballsoutlawed in many states as a result of the war on penis.

Off the record, the doc can tell you what shit needs to get done.

Patient: Doc, my balls hurt real bad.

Doc: Groovy, it looks like you need the medicine of love.

Patient: ???

Doc: I am prescribing medical masturbation maaaaan.

Patient: I fucking love you!

(Patient hugs Doc)

Doc: Just doing my job.

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Hyuugacest

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Net-lay

1. This refers to sex procured through the use of the internet. Going online, communicating with like-minded adult(s) and eventually, havin..

Trafficist

1. one who gains pleasure from sitting in traffic for prolong periods of time John is such a trafficist, he refuses to leave early in orde..

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