Medical Masturbation

What is Medical Masturbation?

Medical cure for blue ballsoutlawed in many states as a result of the war on penis.

Off the record, the doc can tell you what shit needs to get done.

Patient: Doc, my balls hurt real bad.

Doc: Groovy, it looks like you need the medicine of love.

Patient: ???

Doc: I am prescribing medical masturbation maaaaan.

Patient: I fucking love you!

(Patient hugs Doc)

Doc: Just doing my job.

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Nig Rig

1. Something put together shoddily or just plain old shitty Shit, this stereo is so nig rigged, the wires are hangin out, and held togethe..

Ninja Status

1. to do something in a stealthy way, usually something you dont want other people to know about. bob: dood i totally want some of that pi..

Stealth Turtle

1. When you pull a mooney with a turtle head poking out.....and no-one notices. I was at a party last week and i pulled out a stealth turt..

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