Medical Masturbation

What is Medical Masturbation?

Medical cure for blue ballsoutlawed in many states as a result of the war on penis.

Off the record, the doc can tell you what shit needs to get done.

Patient: Doc, my balls hurt real bad.

Doc: Groovy, it looks like you need the medicine of love.

Patient: ???

Doc: I am prescribing medical masturbation maaaaan.

Patient: I fucking love you!

(Patient hugs Doc)

Doc: Just doing my job.

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Kleinmen

1. Little Man. Small. Petit. Man that shit in that dudes pants was definatly a Kleinman. 2. 1. n. person lacking ability, usually intell..

Faped

1. a merger of fucking and raped alternate for the term fucking raped, a good word to use in company of those to are very "offended&q..

Really-really

1. Term used to convey an emotion (particularily sincerity) and confirm a suspious behavior, act, sentence etc. Person 1: How was cabo? P..

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