Medical Masturbation

What is Medical Masturbation?

Medical cure for blue ballsoutlawed in many states as a result of the war on penis.

Off the record, the doc can tell you what shit needs to get done.

Patient: Doc, my balls hurt real bad.

Doc: Groovy, it looks like you need the medicine of love.

Patient: ???

Doc: I am prescribing medical masturbation maaaaan.

Patient: I fucking love you!

(Patient hugs Doc)

Doc: Just doing my job.

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Decimator

1. a pornographic name for a penis, other names include, but are not limited to "rimsplitter, ramjam, buttripper, cornolio, rectum rai..

Fuf'd

1. the state of being fucked up forever after she was continually raped by her grandfather the eleven year old girl was destined to be FUF..

Skank By Number

1. A special way to dance to ska music(esp. Mustard Plug) of extreme fun where no one has to get hurt, with great dance moves and what not...

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