Medical Masturbation

What is Medical Masturbation?

Medical cure for blue ballsoutlawed in many states as a result of the war on penis.

Off the record, the doc can tell you what shit needs to get done.

Patient: Doc, my balls hurt real bad.

Doc: Groovy, it looks like you need the medicine of love.

Patient: ???

Doc: I am prescribing medical masturbation maaaaan.

Patient: I fucking love you!

(Patient hugs Doc)

Doc: Just doing my job.

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Okin'

1. Verb: Transitive. To smoke a marijuana cigarette, or "joint". May have been peculiar to a small region in the San Jose, Cal..

Orfalsem

1. A fake orgasim. To fake please sexualy to make male feel better or perhaps even female. I had to Orfalsem just to make him not feel bad..

Rum Bunny

1. A woman who will let you take nude photos of her once she is drunk. Cathy is a rum bunny and I have the pics to prove it! What a whore..

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