Medical Masturbation

What is Medical Masturbation?

Medical cure for blue ballsoutlawed in many states as a result of the war on penis.

Off the record, the doc can tell you what shit needs to get done.

Patient: Doc, my balls hurt real bad.

Doc: Groovy, it looks like you need the medicine of love.

Patient: ???

Doc: I am prescribing medical masturbation maaaaan.

Patient: I fucking love you!

(Patient hugs Doc)

Doc: Just doing my job.

See fap, fapping, blue balls, masturbation, medicine

Roflness

1. beyond lol, rofl, lmao and all others... but not lulz L-i just ran my face into a wall and broke my nose J-roflness L-yeh..

Zackly Disease

1. One that is ugly, displeasing in appearance. You have the zackly disease. Your face looks zackly like your butt. See zackly, disease, ..

Jwolters

1. A half white half asian that goes to Duke. If threatened he runs them over with his car or gouges ones eye. Eats dogs and play warcraft ..

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