Medical Masturbation

What is Medical Masturbation?

Medical cure for blue ballsoutlawed in many states as a result of the war on penis.

Off the record, the doc can tell you what shit needs to get done.

Patient: Doc, my balls hurt real bad.

Doc: Groovy, it looks like you need the medicine of love.

Patient: ???

Doc: I am prescribing medical masturbation maaaaan.

Patient: I fucking love you!

(Patient hugs Doc)

Doc: Just doing my job.

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Your Choad

1. See your face. "You're in some deep shit now." "Oh yeah? Well, your choad was in some deep shit last night. Oh s..

Ziggy Ziggy Zah

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Big Seater

1. Someone with a large or wide butt. "Damn, did you see the big seater walk by" See booty, backside, rear, ass, butt..

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