What is Medieval Massacre?
1.
The process of filling a bathtub with diarrhea and performing a puppet show for a hooker while they play a gameboy color, slap you in the face with a wooden soup ladel, and blow bubbles in the bathtub.
Phil robbed a bank and bought a ferret. Then he traded it to a prostitute so she would go to his house and perform a medieval massacre. When she was done, he killed her with a broken furby.
See
Random Words:
1.
A poorly made cappuccino, or at least an extremely cheap one.
"Let's head down to 7-11 and get a crappycino"
See cappuc..
