What is Medieval Massacre?
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The process of filling a bathtub with diarrhea and performing a puppet show for a hooker while they play a gameboy color, slap you in the face with a wooden soup ladel, and blow bubbles in the bathtub.
Phil robbed a bank and bought a ferret. Then he traded it to a prostitute so she would go to his house and perform a medieval massacre. When she was done, he killed her with a broken furby.
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Specialist form of Tutonic Bukkake, filmed with a very obliging frau.
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