What is Mediterranean Spa?
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The act or resulting scent of a Mediterranean person defecating on the floor while cleaning a wooden surface with lemon-scented furniture polish.
"Hey man, your house smells like Mediterranean Spa."
"Yeah, I know. I forgot to tip the cleaning lady last week."
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A person who goes around collecting sperm for no particular reason.
Similar to a stamp collection... but its sperm.
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