What is Medium?
1.
pronounced: mee-dee-um
-noun-
1. venue
2. one (usually an old, ugly woman) who supposedly communicates with the spirits of the dead
3. a crappy-ass TV show that had no future from the begginning
1. The medium I use to go
Internetting isInternet Explorer 8 , becauseFirefox is too cluttered and visually unappealing with no address bar memory,Chrome doesn't have fullscreen or address bar memory, andOpera … I forget why.
2. It's a wonder how the medium industry survives when the idiot population skyrockets… Oh, wait…
3. "Medium" sucks.
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2.
1. adj. mediocre, fine, not great, okay, so-so
2. adv. mediocrely, in a not so great manner
Usually accompanied by a so-so hand gesture and often used to denote when a previous statement is untrue or only half-true.
-Dude, that chick is totally hot.
-medium.
I was thinking about going to the beach today, but then I realized I was only medium psyched.
3.
Not good, not bad
Not extremly appealing.
How was your day?
Medium.
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4.
Kick-ass American TV show with a tripped-out script writer. For some reason Aussies love this show.
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Me: Did you watch Medium last night? Allsion Dubois couldn't stop listening to the song 'I Will Survive' in her head, because this girl was murdered while listening to that in her iPod and...
You: I don't really care about Allison Dubois.
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5.
When somone say "you don't even know what a medium is" and you sit their thinking about it and realize it must be his tampon size.
guy: it hurt real bad
you: oh your medium?
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6.
one bad ass mother fucker. the son Johnny never had (damn your eyes)
"hey medium, how much for one of your tricks?" "fuck medium, settle down!"
7.
When your penis is neither erect or flacid (the period between 'up' and 'down')
Is that the biggest you go?
No a few more inches yet, let it grow it's only on its medium
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