Medvitz

What is Medvitz?


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A young male of Communist decent, he enjoys trying to be good at football and has trade marked various phrases such as "fries huh?" and "I'm soooooo sexy but the girls just dont like me." Has had various run ins with upper classmen and is a known racist. Has been heard saying "I HATE THE RAVENS CAUSE THERE BLACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" aloung with "GO MIAMI DOLPHINS!" HIs throat was almost slit once by a rouge jersey and despised by all living beings. Loves one Caroline Capute and he has also become a semi divine being, penning the book of medvits.

oh stephan why do you evan try at life

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