What is Medway?
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Home of the birthing grounds of the infamous Chav, Chatham.
Located in Kent (the so called Garden of England) South East England, it is thought to have originally been populated to spawn future generations of McDonalds employees, single mothers, and dole bludgers, a feat it has acheived with spectacular results. No longer shall man go without a McFlurry (McDonalds) a badly packed kebab (single mother) or some other mugs' money to pay for 'em (Dole)
Medway consists of towns and villages, including the previously mentioned Chav Mecca Chatham; Gillingham, Rainham, Walderslade, Lordswood, Princess Park, Parkwood, Wigmore, Twydall, Luton, Strood, Rochester, Frindsbury, Wainscott and several others. Yobo mistakenly lists some of its towns as Maidstone and Gravesend, these are not actually part of Medway, had he attended a few Geography lessons, he would know this, but I think it is safe to assume he is a Chav, so should be praised that he got some of them right.
Medway shares it's borders with Sittingbourne, the Isle of Sheppey, and Gravesend, three more charming areas, with all manner of human filth dwelling in them.
If Kent be the Garden of England, then Medway be the pile of steaming horse crap for the compost.
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also known as Spedway. little town in the middle of freakn nowhere,
P.S. it's not.
"dude, i live in medway."
"where??"
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nasty place...ohhh
"Medway boys we are here, we shag your women and drink your beer, medway boys are big and strong!"
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medway is the text book definition for a place you dont want to go to.
Filled with all manner of barely human low life whose IQs are so astonishingly low that they dont realise inbreeding is a bad thing. Those of them with the highest aspirations may spend some time working at Mcdonalds or perhaps a kebab shop, before going back on the dole to wander the streets starting fights with anyone who doesnt bear their mark of inbreeding.
Are we in Insmouth or could this be a medway town??
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gravesend, chatham, gillingham, strood, maidstone etc. Full of pikeys, and otherwise known as medway massive
dont mess with me im from the medway tawns
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A small town in Massachusetts that no one have ever heard of. It contains woods and houses that are spread apart. The kids their hang out at starmarket and mcdonalds. The kids there are not tough and they are spoiled. Midgets run the streets.It's the suburbs.
"Hey where are you from?'
"Medway"
"Where?"
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bloody wicked place best place maids n chatham - im from walderslade myself howa abhaht that then hey u fuckin goffs
oi len iz a faaaaaaaaaaaaaaag! thats me through an through also go to gillingham footie ground !!! up the gills