Meef Edit Meaning

1.

My short definition for "meef" is this:

"It means funky. In a bad way. Like grandpa's laundry hamper."

This is a word that comes from the German word "mief", which means "an oppressive atmosphere, foul odour, pong, or stink". A German synonym for meef is "gestank". (Does that matter? Perhaps not, but I do think it's a hella funny word.)

I first heard "meef" used by my geek friends from Alberta around 1999. It successfully took root in East Vancouver after a great migration of programmers, DJs, and live P/A geeks to East Van in the late 1990s. In my experience it is normally used as an expletive ("Aaaah! Meef!"), a noun, or an adjective.

"That guy didn't show with the needles, so you'll have to use my old ones. I know, man. It's a meef."

"This beer is tasting kinda old and meefy. Can I grab a fresh one from the fridge?"

"I don't want to go tonight. I just know that Meefopolis is going to show up."

2.

1. A word to say when you have nothing else to say.

2. Used when watching a sporting event and the other team just barely wins.

3. Skank, Bitch or Whore. Used esp. with describing dates.

1. Mike: Who're you going to vote for?

Spencer: Uh, meef.

2. John: Yes! They're going to win! What? no, that wasn't a foul! Meef! HTFdid they make that? Meef again! Shit, we lost!

3. Mike: How'd the date go?

John: Not too good. She's a goddamn meef.

See sports, bitch, whore, skank

3.

a menstrual queef.

I hate when my girl meefs on me. It's just uncalled for.

See menstrual, periods, farts, vagina

4.

1) Mighty beef, or a fatty cow

2) A representation of ones strength

Ex1: (Staring at a fat cow) That's one meefy cow

Ex2: Bob: Hey, look johns got meef!;

See meef, cow, beef, meat, large, fat, mighty

5.

A lover of Anus Ham, Bent Bananas and general Fudgepackery

Fucking meef...

See bent, banana, anus, ham, fudge

6.

" A man who meefs is like a woman who queefs",....

A Queef is a term used to describe a vaginal fart, or "vart" as some like to say. Usually a queef happens during sex when a man is penetrating a woman who has too much air that comes rushing out with each thrust.

Similarly, a meef is a gay man's fart during anal sex where too much air comes out because they are either loose or too gassy as the anal sex happens. Man + Queef = "Meef" It usually smells worse than a queef but the action is very similar.

Troy and Dan were having sex last night and Troy kept meefing the whole time Dan was fucking him!

See meefing, mangina, fart, gunt

7.

When someone involuntarily, makes a spastic noise out of their mouth that resembles the sound of a queef

What the fuck, Glenda? Did you just meef?!?

See queef, mouth, oral, spasm, vagina