What is Meeker?
1.
a sex act preformed on someone who is unconcious, either from drugs or alcohol or perhaps in a coma
"melissa faked being roofyed so that dude would give her a meeker, dirty slut"
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2.
A blow-job that's particularly messy or painful, because the ho that's doing it doesn't know what she's doing.
"Damn some little girl the other day gave me a Meeker. Ignorant bitch."
3.
Extraordinary strategic triumph or a complex idea where credit for the idea is shared with others in a humble way. Doing something great and not making a giant issue out of it.
"The rescue team pulled a Meeker when they saved the survivors of the helicopter crash."
"John's team finished a week early and the client loves them. He Meekered it!"
4.
Meeker means nothing, nothing at all
MEEKER MEEKER MEEKER (prank phone calls)
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5.
A lonley young lad who enjoys masturbating profusely with the aid of soap, esp. zest. This lad has tiny balls and loves cock. First name is usually "Sean".
Man, Sean Meeker beats off with zest! what a douche
