Meestering

What is Meestering?


1.

When Aesters tells a tall tale, then whilst informing others- even within earshot- adds more and more farfetched lies to the story until the point where he has lied about a lie. Oh, and theres always bisexual girlfriends involved. Always.

1. Goddam it, stop your meestering

(Original Story)

Hey man! Just came back from the dentist's office. 2 cavities.

2 mins later...

Holy crap, I just came back from the wildest party, I went to *Insert random place here*, then I got totaly hammered and when I was walking back, I saw my ex-bisexual girlfriend and we smoked chop then we went skiing in July and then she fell asleep and I was bored so I went to the sewers and chatted with the teenage mutant ninja turtles. Splinter has a cold. Then a foot solider punched me and that's why my face is kinda numb. And I'm actually half eskimo in origin.

See meester, lie, arseface


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