Meesturbate

What is Meesturbate?

The act of self-love that occurs after catching a glimpse of Leighton Meester on TV.

I JUST SAW LEIGHTON MEESTER ON GOSSIP GIRL. BRB WHILE I GO MEESTURBATE.

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W34k

1. poor; sad; incompetent "You can't tell people what you want them to get for your birthday!" "Yeah, that's w34..

Alaskan Stranger

1. Variation on the classic sexual act deemed "The Stranger". The Alaskan Stranger is characterized by giving oneself a stranger..

Cactus Testicles

1. When a man shaves his testicals and the hairs are now prickly stubs similar to a small cactus' needles Kelly went to slob my knob ..

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