Meesturbate

What is Meesturbate?


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The act of self-love that occurs after catching a glimpse of Leighton Meester on TV.

I JUST SAW LEIGHTON MEESTER ON GOSSIP GIRL. BRB WHILE I GO MEESTURBATE.

See leighton, meester, love, masturbation, tv


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