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To masturbate with your tears for lubrication. Possibly while drunk on Valentines Day.
After the constant heart crushing blows dealt to..
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Positions one lies in while cuddling with their significant other in which they do not plan on sleeping.
"My girlfriend laid right..
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The act of blowing a load on ones own face. Often times achieved through inverted masturbation.
Matt likes to put his legs up on the wa..