Mega Fart

What is Mega Fart?


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A fart so powerful, the shock waves generated will destroy your intestines and snap your spinal cord. Meanwhile, creating the most intense sense of relief, so your impending death is almost accepted in a gracious manner. The time and place a mega fart will occur is not determinable.

*Only documented case was of a fat man who literally exploded from the chest down and was also decapitated by the force.

Was that a megafart?....Trick question. No one has ever survived a mega fart.


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