Mega Fart

What is Mega Fart?


1.

A fart so powerful, the shock waves generated will destroy your intestines and snap your spinal cord. Meanwhile, creating the most intense sense of relief, so your impending death is almost accepted in a gracious manner. The time and place a mega fart will occur is not determinable.

*Only documented case was of a fat man who literally exploded from the chest down and was also decapitated by the force.

Was that a megafart?....Trick question. No one has ever survived a mega fart.


38

Random Words:

1. Almost all but not quite. Generally doesn't actually represent a statistical 99%. Used to make it seem like there's an extrem..
1. A football that is launched from the arm of Brett Favre that travels from one continent to another. Brett just threw an Intra-continent..
1. 1. N. Being a female pimp or feminine form of the traditionally male role (i.e., pimp/ho relationship) The pimpztress walked in with he..