What is Mega Man 9?
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The new installation of the classic Mega Man franchise, and the first one to ever feature a female Robot Master, Splash Woman. Even though Dr. Wily is entirely unfazed by a killer death robot who has already anally violated him eight times with plasma weapons of mass destruction (something Collin prays for every day), he is apparently scared shitless by feminists.
d00d, Mega Man 9 is coming out! Woot!!!
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A man who wears speedos that are a little too small and his package is reminiscent of a type of bird being taken against his will.
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