Megabrando

What is Megabrando?


1.

when paper cell phones won't carry letters from the notes of your love.

and even if they could, you'd forget to respond.

when your front door is like the damn tomb of jesus and won't open until the third day,

of the week,

and then you friction a hot cinnamon.

"we were going to go watch megabrando, but my life was being douche."

See cinnamon, doors, sex, chili


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