Megaladong

What is Megaladong?

A mans Schlong that blows away anything that John Holmes had going on. A mix between a Megaladon and a huge Schlong also known as the Dave Tedesco!

"When Jane dropped his drawers she screamed at the size of his megaladong!"

See schlong, dong, deep throat

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