Megalodon Edit Meaning

1.

1. a prehistoric shark, that measured up to 12 metres in length.

2. an exceptionally mega impressive donnthing.

that is the most megalodon board I have ever ridden.

2.

n. <MEG-la-don> - A member of the " Cougar" family who may have witnessed a World War or two. A woman from age 60 to late 100's who is chasing young men (ages 18-25) in places such as clubs and bars. Megalodons are usually distiguished by their slightly to majorly wrinkled skin, over-enlarged F.U.P.A., and their tendency to crochet or knit after sex.

"Dude, and I didn't even have to worry about getting that Menopausal Megalodon pregnant!"

"This nursing home is like Megalodon heaven."

"Did you see the new copy of PlayMedalodon; it's the swimsuit issue."

See cougar, megalodon, old woman, gilf

3.

n. a giant shit. one that excedes normal size of the bowel complex.

I had 3 cups of coffee and I just dropped a vicious megalodon.

See ass explosion

4.

n. <MEG-la-don> - A member of the " Cougar" family who may have witnessed a World War or two. A woman from age 60 to late 100's who is chasing young men (ages 18-25) in places such as clubs and bars. Megalodons are usually distiguished by their slightly to majorly wrinkled skin, over-enlarged F.U.P.A., and their tendency to crochet or knit after sex.

"Dude, and I didn't even have to worry about getting that Menopausal Megalodon pregnant!"

"This nursing home is like Megalodon heaven."

"Did you see the new copy of PlayMegalodon; it's the swimsuit issue."

See megalodon, cougar, old woman