What is Megan Fox?
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An average-looking chick who, due to her need for a bloated ego, underwent a lot of plastic and somehow, because she was named "World's Sexiest Woman," is now the "Sexiest Woman Alive" to sexually frustrated 14-year-old males across the globe. She idolizes Angelina Jolie (Um, why?) so much that she got plastic surgery to look more like her, then she tells everyone that she is "not the next anyone." When asked if she is attractive, she usually answers with something conceited like, "Well, I'm clearly not ugly." ORLY? I guess that when you're turned into a plastic duck via plastic surgery, you get a free pass to be full of sh*t.
"I think Megan Fox is the hottest woman alive."
"Yeah, because you're fourteen. I forgive you for your ignorance."
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"Megan Fox isn't the next anyone. She is so original!"
"Oh, really? Then why does Megan Fox look like a cheap clone of Angelina Jolie?"
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-"Actress" of average skill and average looks.
-Tries too hard to look like Angelina Jolie even though she'll never admit it.
-Has the same vapid, open mouth look on her face
-Has an inflated ego and says stupid shit that fanboys think are "cool" and "funny" but those of us with a brain recognize that they make her sound stupid
-Thinks she's the "rebel" of Hollywood, but really she's exactly like every other Hollywood whore
-Quoted as saying she doesn't want to be famous because of her looks but continues to pose naked for various magazines
-Basically only 15 year old fan boys think she's hot but don't try to disagree with them, they'll just tell you that you're either a gay guy or a jealous female.
"Does your mom know you're gay?"
^^^Typical response from a Megan Fox fanboy.
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A coked out version of Angelina Jolie
Megan Fox is so hot!
Shes just a cheap Angelina Jolie
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4.
Courtney Cox on down syndrome.
Guy1: Hey what the hell is wrong with Courtney's face?
Guy2: Dont worry, its only Megan Fox.
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Megan Fox is hot if you are into people that look like Ru Paul. She cant act and needs to stop living. If you don't agree to that, at least we all still know that she is a BITCH!
Die Megan Fox Die
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She was recognized for being one of the hottest girls in the world, but the truth is shes a tranny and she addmitted. Don't believe me? look it up...
omfg!!! Megan Fox is a tranny!
-wtf!!! i beat my meat every day to her =(
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The cause of wet dreams for millions of teenage boys and the lesbian fantasy of straight teenage girls.
Very attractive, but can't act to save her life. The only reason she's gotten roles is because of her good looks.
Has toe thumbs and is extremely overrated.
Person 1: Megan Fox is soooo hot!
Person 2: She's pretty. It's sad she can't act for sh*t.
Person 1: Whatever. She's sexy.
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