What is Megan's Mangled Produce?


1.

A type of produce that is inserted in the vagina or anus during sexual foreplay, after which is used in a recipe of some sort. Salads work well, as well as casseroles, and surprisingly ratatouille.

Man 1- Dude, I had the best of Megan's Mangled Produce last night.

Man 2- I'm so jealous, bro. What kind was it? The bulging bean? My personal favorite is the chewcumber.

See vegetable, sodomy, chewy


95

Random Words:

1. when a girls pussy is really ichy and she has to use products like vagisil, etc. Girl 1: damn im so pichy! les-girl: ooh thats making ..
1. An excursion consisting of a group of dating, engaged, or married couples who are all "friends". Kumbata is derived from the w..
1. spanish for "two mustaches" but also a slang term for playing golf Hey let's go down to the drving range for some dos bi..