What is Megan's Mangled Produce?


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A type of produce that is inserted in the vagina or anus during sexual foreplay, after which is used in a recipe of some sort. Salads work well, as well as casseroles, and surprisingly ratatouille.

Man 1- Dude, I had the best of Megan's Mangled Produce last night.

Man 2- I'm so jealous, bro. What kind was it? The bulging bean? My personal favorite is the chewcumber.

See vegetable, sodomy, chewy


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