What is Mego?
1.
An Asshole on the highway or interstate who insists on getting in front of you no matter how many people he has to kill to do it. Usually it's just a compulsion of many inexperienced yankee agressive drivers who think that by following you and arriving a second and a half later to their destination their lives will somehow be ruined or at least irrepairably damaged. They must get in front of you at all cost, or bob & weave inches from your rear bumper until they do. These are the same people you usually see in handcuffs being escorted to the back of the patrol car after they've caused a major accident.
They are the cool, beutiful people who think that a) the world owes them a living, b) normal laws of physics somehow don't apply to them.
Todd could not understand why the judge sentenced him to 150 hours of community service after he rear ended that family of four with his beamer. They simply should have let 'me go' (mego) first he kept insisting all through his trial.
The next day, in his new Volvo, Todd was killed when he tried to drive up under a slow moving dump truck that had braked suddenly on the highway.
Poor dumbass!
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2.
The drugged-out sensation one gets when poring over spreadsheets or instruction manuals; acronym for "my eyes glaze over"
3.
Short for "My eyes glazed over".
"I was in that meeting so long that I got a bit frustarded with the people giving the presentation and eventually, MEGO set in."
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4.
a fat bitch with an obession on having sex with ugly guys and crying about it afterwards
Kim: If i ever acted like a mego, id throw myself in front of a car.
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5.
the shortened version of calling an individual a mega bitch
My English teacher is a mego
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