Mehlman

What is Mehlman?

Noun: a plug of excrement and semen ejected from the male anus, generally about 4-6 hours after vigorous anal intercourse. See santorum.

I had a huge mehlman the day after Pastor Ted reamed the hell out of me.

See santorum, ai, lingam

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