What is Mehmet?
1.
A cool Turkish guy, not a rapist, often a thug/gangsta. Often mistaken for a Mexican,and always has a unibrow. While Mehmets may claim to be European, they are undisputably Asian or at the very least Middle Eastern. Dresses like a preppie to disguise the inner gangsta. Packs a 9 mm so don't fuck with them. Mehmets are the coolest Turkish homies you'll ever see.
Me: Yo wassup dawg?
My Turkish Friend: Not much bro.
Me: Aight, I'm down wit dat Mehmet.
2.
The generic name to use to take the blame for anything you don't want to own up to.
Who shaved off that man's unibrow? It must have been Mehmet.
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3.
When your eyes notice someone you know but you don't want to talk to them - continue rolling your eyes but at the same time, point your head in a new direction and continue apace as if nothing has happened.
"I saw that munter Tom last night in the Duke of Gloucester - I gave him the mehmet."
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4.
Nice guy, but also a fat pie.
Likes threatening people with knives, and wears fake 'bling' jewellery.
Lee Hudsons wanking buddy
Bit D.I.M.
"oi miss, can we come in 'ere, or I'll slit yer frote!"
5.
A boy who writes offensive definitions of the name narin and is a meanie bum in general.
Narin: Heyyyy naoooo! Who would of done such a thing
Friend (who shall remain namless): Perhaps it was...
Both: meeehmet
6.
A guy that plays a lot of Diablo II, eats zinger sandwiches, and Karate chopped a nun on her period.
