What is Mehpft?
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Not giving a fuck what so ever about anything because you are a hard as fuck ninja.
Dave “Dude you totally chopped of your arm”
Ninja “Mehpft”
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You’re a bull shitting fantasist and I don’t give a fuck what you are bull shitting about.
Emo “I’m so going to kill myself”
Dude “Mehpft
Gimp “I’ve got a 500 bhp Corsa”
Dude “Mehpft”
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When a person licks their finger, a'la a wet willy, but instead of slipping it in your ear, goes right for your butt hole.
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