Mehrr Edit Meaning

1. A recently-married fella who likes halibuts; a person frequenting the battle forums; an obscure refernce to a long-dead roleplaying game..

1. masturbate achieving "it" by hand I suppose it is hard to get to sleep at seven, so do you always have to quack one off. 1...

1. A penguin with epilepsy. Simple as that. Or, you could use it as a metaphor; "Cor Ash, I'm shivvering like an epileptic pen..