Meiosis Edit Meaning

1. A comical act of squeezing ones nut sack so that ones testicles extrude out of the top of their fist thus appearing like ET in a headloc..

1. When you poke an unsuspecting person in one of their eyes with your erect penis. "John was watching a movie the other night and I ..

1. When your fingers are too messy to be touching a touch-screen interface. Or vice versa. I was eating some really greasy pizza in my ca..