What is Mel?
1.
a cool tomboy girl, usually short for Melissa or Melony. she likes to hang with the boys and often doesn't have many girl-friends. hot.
girl-nextdoor type that anyone would like to spend their life with.
"man...that mel is great. she plays video games and watches football with me, yet she is still so hot! I want to be with her!"
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2.
my favouritist person in the whole wide world. universe. as big as we can go........
dear lord. that mel is the greatest. even though that she caught me with an fake scottish accent, she still accepts me for the american that i am . what a mel.
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3.
mel only has ab's because she laugh allllooott. Plus shes a pshyco and is very random as well..
<laughing> Mel.. do you want it to be a 10 pack??
4.
The state of being indifferent on a thursday or losing the ability to care on thursday
Yo Mel,Why so Mel?
Fuck! Its thursday Im going to be so Mel today!
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5.
a low-lighted gerbil-like creature who overuses the phrase "false". mel's usually have the inibility do draw the videogame character, spyro.
person A: mel, can you draw me spyro?
mel: false.
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6.
synonym for brown-nosing cretin
- 'omfg. look at that guy: hes so short and fugly and sleeps with people for money.'
- 'dude, he's so mel'
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7.
an ugly bitch from oregon who should have stayed there, whos friends secretely talk shit on her continuously but act like they love her, and always has faint traces of herpes around her mouth. GO HOME MEL!!!!
fuck, mel is ugly, even if i was drunk she wouldnt have a chance with me.
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