What is Mel Gibson Defense?
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Using alcoholism to cover one's mistakes, like blaming Jews for all the world's wars. You can pretty much say anything you want, as long as your drunk it doesn't count. You also get special treatment later because you have a problem.
Jim call his boss a
douche bag but he didn't get fired. He used the Mel Gibson Defense and actually ended up getiing a promotion for admitting his problem. Fucking Shithead!!
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like the freshman 15, it's the 15 pounds you gain when you sit on the couch and watch the Olympic games for 2 weeks straight.
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When you take a shit, wipe your ass, pull up your pants and 10 minutes later you need to shit again.
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A zingerdoodle occurs when one; shotguns a beer, smokes a bowl and blows a vicodin.
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