Melamine

What is Melamine?


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Stuff found in crappy appartment kitchens all over North America. It's basically an off-white plastic that absorbs crap like cigarette smoke like nuts and turns yellow. Popular in the 80's, god knows why. God knows why most things in the 80's were popular.

If you have melamine, do yourself the favor of either removing it or setting your house on fire.

"Shit man...we're paying 800 bucks a month for THIS melamine crap?"

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