Melander

What is Melander?


1.

The prisoner dropped the soap and the inmates began to melander him

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2.

a distant relative to The Hamburlger; cousin to the Turd Burgler; gay brother of Zoro

easily identified by his tendancy to wear big-ass ol' eye-glasses (non-perscription, "it's only for decoration...")

only a melander would do something as gay as that.

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3.

Some fag that works at a car dealership with a bunch of other fags who talk about the poon they never get.

Look at melander, he is such a homo; lets all point and laugh.

4.

bald-ass moby lookin' dude, who loves dudes and is very fond of getting pink socked

that fag is a total melander

5.

Tall gangly dude that has more luck getting guys than girls and yells things like "I want to cum in your butthole too!"

See "Fag"

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