Melanoma Twins

What is Melanoma Twins?


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Two individuals (usually two chicks or bf/gf) who have complete disregard for the high probability of skin cancer or changing of seasons. They are so addicted to tanning that they will risk being the only jackasses who obtain a golden tan.. in December... in Ohio.

Anna, " Wow Bif and Tif i really like how your golden delicious tan sets off your Christmas sweater."

Melanoma Twins,"Thanks we thought so!"

Anna, "You do realize its fine to NOT have a tan when its snowing, i mean its kinda bad for you and you guys look like my coffee table, it's a bit much."

Melanoma Twins " Thanks! Were totally hot!"

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