Melba Embrocation

What is Melba Embrocation?


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TAJMA HOLE TONIC WATER: the WARM TROPICAL JUICE from a lady's PEACH MELBA, which lubricates her pink pantry area and marinates any male meat ration that she chooses to place therein.

Also known as MELBA GREASE.

A five-minute immersion in Sheila's MELBA EMBROCATION was all that was required to rejunevateRoger's ailing instrument and restore it to full vigour.

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