Melbourne, Florida

What is Melbourne, Florida?


1.

1. Melbourne, Florida (also known as "no not the cool city in Australia", "Melboring", or "the city in which everything closes at nine o' clock and there is nothing left to do after ten except eat junk food and watch re-runs of Family Guy". A one-Starbucks town where teenagers go to the park and trip up rollerbladers and watch them windmill their arms in a desperate attempt to stay upright for their main form of entertainment.

Where the Hell is Melbourne, FLORIDA????

See boring, desperation, city, florida, entertainment


94

Random Words:

1. A plastic mat with one smooth side and the other covered with points. Most often mistaken for tree trunk protectors. Oh, ok. Don't..
1. The best blowjob ever. Man, last night that girl Rachel Shen gave me the best pazookie ever, it was like some sort of super blowjob. S..
1. A fierce, mighty warrior or warriors relating back to the middle ages. The soldier who lanced the enemy, must have been a VanMeter. Se..