Melbourne Munch

What is Melbourne Munch?


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Variation on the Cleveland Steamer, when the man goes "Down Under" and the girl shits on your chest. After shitting, she then proceeds to consume said fecal matter off your chest

A: "G'day, Bruce! I heard your missus is one dirty fucker. Is it true you let her shit on your chest?"

B: Naah mate, you only heard half the story. The dirty cunt shit on me chest, fair dinkum, but then she lapped it up true Melbourne Munch style"

A: "The filthy wozdanger!"

See cleveland steamer, alabama hotpocket, golden shower, shit, glass bottomed boat


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