What is Melching?
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The oral extraction of semen (usually your own) from another man's dick, after said dick has been mushroom stuffed. A successful maneuver requires bounteous amounts of suction on behalf of the one harvesting the semen so that it is completely extracted.
Also, it's one of the most effective ways to successfully transmit a venereal disease.
David always looks forward to a good melching after a lengthy mushroom stuffing
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The act of participating in anal sex, getting fecal matter on your testicles, then T-Bagging someone.
I was sticking some ho in the ass..
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Army slang, meaning "severely fucked up". Used in the context of comparison. See also: hockey cleats
"Ho-ley shit, Priva..
