Melching

What is Melching?

1.

The oral extraction of semen (usually your own) from another man's dick, after said dick has been mushroom stuffed. A successful maneuver requires bounteous amounts of suction on behalf of the one harvesting the semen so that it is completely extracted.

Also, it's one of the most effective ways to successfully transmit a venereal disease.

David always looks forward to a good melching after a lengthy mushroom stuffing

See felching, semen, gay, france, hello kitty, santa clause, ben affleck
52

Random Words:

Bleeding Diarrhea
1. a sign that Satan is real I have bleeding diarrhea. what the hell did i do? See bleeding, diarrhea, satan, funny, sucks..
Read more
Plamph
1. One who seeks sexual pleasure by sniffing a lady's undergarments. "Oh, did you not know that Mr Robinson the maths teacher wa..
Read more
Ruby Starfruit
1. A glistening young anus. How could the priest resist that ruby starfruit looking him square in the face? 2. A starfruit that is the c..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free