Melching

What is Melching?


1.

The oral extraction of semen (usually your own) from another man's dick, after said dick has been mushroom stuffed. A successful maneuver requires bounteous amounts of suction on behalf of the one harvesting the semen so that it is completely extracted.

Also, it's one of the most effective ways to successfully transmit a venereal disease.

David always looks forward to a good melching after a lengthy mushroom stuffing

See felching, semen, gay, france, hello kitty, santa clause, ben affleck


52

Random Words:

1. To have no or very little latency. A name of a skilled person. Leet speak for L-A-G-L-E-S-S. Boy that L4GL3ss sure is a skilled perso..
1. it means pussy puller, it's just an expression in persian. It's fun to say it at the most random moments ever! ;D Guy: "..
1. Those of you who are fans of the mighty Noel Fielding one half of the comedy duo, The Mighty Boosh will enjoy eating Noeltella on toast ..