What is Melching?
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The oral extraction of semen (usually your own) from another man's dick, after said dick has been mushroom stuffed. A successful maneuver requires bounteous amounts of suction on behalf of the one harvesting the semen so that it is completely extracted.
Also, it's one of the most effective ways to successfully transmit a venereal disease.
David always looks forward to a good melching after a lengthy mushroom stuffing
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obnoxious, marginally attractive women, in large groups wearing slutty clothing and loud shoes.
Last night all i heard were ho trotters..
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the team you wanna be on when it's time to get nasty!
in high school i was on the varsity fuck squad, and i lettered in blowin out..