What is Melching?
1.
The oral extraction of semen (usually your own) from another man's dick, after said dick has been mushroom stuffed. A successful maneuver requires bounteous amounts of suction on behalf of the one harvesting the semen so that it is completely extracted.
Also, it's one of the most effective ways to successfully transmit a venereal disease.
David always looks forward to a good melching after a lengthy mushroom stuffing
See
Random Words:
1.
adj. leaning, crooked, or lopsided. Used in the southern United States to describe the position of certain objects.
That lean-to that ..
1.
When you get a hard on so big it takes away every extra fold of skin in your body, so much that you can't even blink.
"Johnny..
