Melecky Edit Meaning

1. When for no apparent reason guys surprise you by slapping you in the eye with their cock. I'm setting at my computer and yell &quo..

1. A word that was made up when I was mashing the keyboard to pretend I was working in class at college. Is the process of mashing the key..

1. The act of slapping a girl across the face with your cock in the shape of a Z then proceeding to spunk on her face. Bronek gave that bi..