Melestache

What is Melestache?

Feeling or being of the melon while wearing a false mustache

I'm feeling like a melestache because I'm so gay like that.

See mustache, melon, false, random, melee

Mow Muppets

1. The act of shooting up noobs in paintball or a first person shooter video game. Last weekend we went paintballing and it was total mow ..

Zebra Hunting

1. When a drunk, married or otherwise taken female is lured away from her friends by some hyena like men who prey on wounded zebras, the la..

Schwizzled

1. To get mad drunk yo Dude last night I got so schwizzled playing beirut See drunk, wasted, smashed, hammered, beer bong, durnk..

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