What is Melf?
1.
a very silly, kind of figity person
Casey is such a melf
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2.
a "Mom Everyone would Like to Fuck"
My hot ass wife is a MELF, she's a Mom Everyone would Like to Fuck !
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3.
slang acronym similar in usage to milf which means "Midget or Elf i'd Like to Fuck"
"Check out that midget."
"Yeah, that's one hot MELF."
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4.
short form of saying: the world has lied to me in so many ways. or, a form of the "eff" word, more acceptable to older adults.
oh, the world has melfed me over
melf!
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5.
Shortened version of myself, used as a name or less conformative and egotistical self reference. Can also be used as simplified statement of fantastical racial origin; i.e. Me conjoined with Elf.
"Melf is back."
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6.
1)An adolescent boy who desperately wants to be an elf.
2)A man-elf.
(Based on a true story of a kid who dresses like an elf and took his dad's last name just because it was Melf)
That kid loves prancing in the woods wearing pixie garb way too much. He is such a Melf.
