Melfi

What is Melfi?


1.

An incredibly hairy, phenomenally sexy man. Characterized by his shag rug chest hair and hobbit feet, he is easily identifiable by the cluster of Howitt girls who surround him at all times.

On a scale of 0 to Melfi, i'd rate that guy a 7.

See Majestic

2.

An extremely hot person, male or female

a female or male hotter than a 7

See Theresa


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