Melfin

What is Melfin?


1.

An Alabama hot pocket performed between two geeks. I.E. Picture a 30-something jobless white dude living in his mother's basement shitting the vagina of a 300 pound, equally pathetic woman.

Steve totally hit Kel with a melfin.

See alabama, ho, feces, vagina


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