What is Melissa Tank?
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One who becomes extremely intoxicated and has no recoletion of the events and or takes them self out on almost an hourly occurance.
spilling drinks while sober, falling all the time, slurring words, waking up with an IQ ruffly resembling someone with Mild Mental Retardation aka melissa tank
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The act of drinking a woman's used bath water.
Except for the scabs on her elbows, she would make some amazing Jordan Mouthwash
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Very Completely True Its REAL!
Man 1: Hey that girl is sooo banging...
Man 2: Damn straight, thats forealzies
See true dat, hell yeah..