What is Melissa Tank?
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One who becomes extremely intoxicated and has no recoletion of the events and or takes them self out on almost an hourly occurance.
spilling drinks while sober, falling all the time, slurring words, waking up with an IQ ruffly resembling someone with Mild Mental Retardation aka melissa tank
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