What is Melissa Tank?
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One who becomes extremely intoxicated and has no recoletion of the events and or takes them self out on almost an hourly occurance.
spilling drinks while sober, falling all the time, slurring words, waking up with an IQ ruffly resembling someone with Mild Mental Retardation aka melissa tank
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a fuckin squirrel who is 8 years old
ex. "josh waite, your an 8 year old squirrel....dammit!"
How many joshies does it take..
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the act of crappin water out ur asshole after eatin 20 lbs of asparagus and a steady diet of ms wenz fat hairy jew beaver
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