What is Melissa Tank?
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One who becomes extremely intoxicated and has no recoletion of the events and or takes them self out on almost an hourly occurance.
spilling drinks while sober, falling all the time, slurring words, waking up with an IQ ruffly resembling someone with Mild Mental Retardation aka melissa tank
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To close a deal, specifically relating to getting a woman to engage in sexual intercourse, and to do it smoothly.
She's a hottie. ..
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The state one is in after having consumed a copious amount of booze. More drunk than drunk, sloshed, shitfaced.
James was so uber drizu..
