What is Melissa Tank?
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One who becomes extremely intoxicated and has no recoletion of the events and or takes them self out on almost an hourly occurance.
spilling drinks while sober, falling all the time, slurring words, waking up with an IQ ruffly resembling someone with Mild Mental Retardation aka melissa tank
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A person who is so convinced of the world's imminent demise that they pollute, waste, litter, and generally don't care.
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Penises which have hair growing on them
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A fat whore who thinks shes all that & popular. In reality, shes just a stupid girl trying to find a guy to like her. Her only frien..
