What is Mellencamp?
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The opposite of a
That lady's too young and hot to be a cougar; she's still a Mellencamp.
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To take a dump so large that the prostate is stimulated and the male ejaculates a little while taking the shit. Called a mellencamp because "it hurts so good."
Man I just took a mellencamp!
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When some one has all there hair shaved off (some hair left is allowed) you instantly become a melon!
man1:"hey have you had your ..