Mellencamp

What is Mellencamp?


1.

The opposite of a cougar

That lady's too young and hot to be a cougar; she's still a Mellencamp.

See cougar, mellencamp

2.

To take a dump so large that the prostate is stimulated and the male ejaculates a little while taking the shit. Called a mellencamp because "it hurts so good."

Man I just took a mellencamp!

See dump, ejaculate, duece, jiz, orgasm


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