What is Mellencamp?
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The opposite of a
That lady's too young and hot to be a cougar; she's still a Mellencamp.
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To take a dump so large that the prostate is stimulated and the male ejaculates a little while taking the shit. Called a mellencamp because "it hurts so good."
Man I just took a mellencamp!
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The act of masturbating by a male.
"So my girlfriend came home from work early and caught me knitting yogurt."
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Ankle-hold 1.(verb) holding your ankles while a)walking or b)lying on your back in a dirty alley, with legs straight.
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