Mellencramps

What is Mellencramps?


1.

Extreme abdominal pain and discomfort caused by listening to terrible adult contemporary rock music. In most cases, the sufferer may experience sharp gas-pains, diarrhea, bloating, foul smelling flatus, nausea, and dizziness.

In some extreme cases, depression with thoughts of suicide have occurred.

While browsing through the carpet store, I noticed a Billy Joel song playing. I had to leave because I was experiencing a severe case of Mellencramps. I drove to my friend Rick's apartment, and promptly used his toilet to relieve myself.

See crap, poo, mellencamp, nickleback, melissa etheridge, shit, farts, puke, sick, cramp, hot pocket, toilet, daughtry


83

Random Words:

1. A variation of the blastbeat wherein, the kick pedals (bass drum pedals) are moving at a speed that is twice as fast as the snare drum a..
1. when you have a friend that is acting ridiculous in public, someone is likely to tell you to get your friend. or, if someone says someth..
1. A term to used to describe a funny friend who is hip and happening. "Hey popscotch! How's it hangin'? See buddy, dude, ..